Hi. Welcome to the merch. You can buy the merch. There is no merch.
There will be merch. The merch will come out. But there is no merch yet. You can still buy it though. You can buy it without giving us money. You can also give us money without buying it. Still no merch.
Is this random? Yes. Is it merch? No.
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Still No Merch.
We told you. We make tea. We are terrible at merch. What did you expect, a hoodie?
FINE. YOU WIN.
The Empty Can
We have absolutely no merch. So here is the next best thing: an empty Xing Xing can. No tea inside. Just the branding. Put it on your desk. Stare at it. Tell your colleagues you're different.
