Break the Grey, time to wake up to the reality of life.
Somewhere along the way people decided that only unhealthy beverages can be exciting, and that the healthy ones seem to have been designed by an accountant. Even for us, a lot of people think we're selling soda or beer, well that's exactly the point. Our products are not designed by an accountant.
For the coffee lovers, we do not necessarily hate you, but let's be honest here guys, you'll probably instantly leave the bathroom like a crime scene and your breath will smell like doodoo. Tea won't do that, tea is your friend.
Oh by the way, before you leave us, if you have someone that weirdly resembles our sexy dragon, feel free to write us, if it seems to be accurate, we'll probably send you some free stuff.
